Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Victims of fuzzy math?

A Kentucky couple, both blond rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.


Unique said...

I hope they followed through with the surgery. :p

Guy Barry said...

I'm not sure if this is a joke or being serious?

Instructivist said...

I am not sure myself.

I think it is hilarious either way. Not only the math part, but also the idea of hatching Spanish speakers.